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Once upon a time there was an amazing woman… *That would be me! (*words on back of shirt)
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If you want breakfast in bed… *Sleep in the kitchen. (*words on back of shirt)
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Happy Birthday Girlfriend!
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… *When it gives you tomatoes… (*words on back of shirt)
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Darling… *Consider me your best long term investment! (*words on back of shirt)
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Guess what!?!
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I am trying to keep a glamorous level of insanity!
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If they can put one man on the moon… *Certainly they can put them all up there! (*words on back of shirt)
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Got it! Fought it! *Beat it! (*words on back of shirt)
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My new diet plan… *I will not weigh more than my refrigerator! (*words on back of shirt)
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